okaymofo:

you is kind
you is smart
you is an official Barbie baby-sitter

okaymofo:

you is kind

you is smart

you is an official Barbie baby-sitter

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

futurefantastic:

battybatty:

Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you

"please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this"

sassiestnugget:

so thats what that means

sassiestnugget:

so thats what that means

docgelegentlich:

yiffacademy:

docgelegentlich:

like or reblog this comment for two thousand children

wait… do we like or reblog to help two thousand children, or to receive two thousand children

Two THOUSAND children.

sexhaver:

coolboyclub:

Don’t trust white boys named Hunter

my best friend in pre-k was a white kid named Hunter and one time i invited him over to my house and gave him an ice cream sandwich and he ate it without even unwrapping it, paper and all

mymodernmet:

Lifestyle photographer Grace Chon recently turned the camera on her 10-month-old baby Jasper and their 7-year-old rescue dog Zoey, putting them side-by-side in the some of the most adorable portraits ever.

4gifs:

Sniper prank (illegal, don’t try this at home).

4gifs:

Sniper prank (illegal, don’t try this at home).

gender-dysphoria-blues:

A is NOT for allies.
A is for asexual and aromantic. Stop saying it’s for allies, because it’s not

laugh-addict:

 

Bonus:

CRYING

justtouchedawkwardly:

first i was afraid

image

25 Lives by Tongari